The FBI will release a statement today blaming North Korea and its allies China, Iran and Russia for the Sony hack, while President Obama will also give a press conference in which he will finger the Hermit Kingdom as the culprit, despite the fact that the evidence overwhelmingly suggests North Korea was not responsible for the attack and that it was more likely an inside job.

The Stalinist state will be implicated for the hack attack despite the fact that, as the New York Times reported, "It is not clear how the United States determined that Mr. Kim's government had played a central role in the Sony attacks."

It is also likely that the hackers had "inside help" from a Sony employee given that, "Embedded in the malicious code were the names of Sony servers and administrative credentials that allowed the malware to spread across Sony's network."