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Chris Rock:Message For White Voters
• http://govtslaves.info, David Ferguson“In times like these, you need a white president you can trust,” Rock said, “and that white president’s name is Barack Obama.”
“Let’s take a look at the facts,” he went on. “For the first two thirds of his life, Barack Obama was known as ‘Barry,’ which is the third whitest name on earth, right after Cody and Jeff.”
So, white people, he went on, please know that you can feel safe placing your trust in the golf-playing, body-surfing, “mom jeans”-wearing current occupant of the White House.
“Even Mitt Romney is blacker than Barack Obama. This is Obama’s family,” he said, showing a photo of the president with his wife and daughters.