About three years ago, a group of filthy rich guys created a fund as a reward for the most crazy Conspiracy Theory ever told. The ad read: "911 – The Craziest Conspiracy Theory Ever Told. Send your entry and win $1000." It was won by one whose theory was 911 did not occur at all. 911 was only a figment of the imagination of 304,437,500 people. It won because of its dramatic presentation. The figure happened to represent the exact total population of the United States!

This 2012 Conspiracy Theory that you are reading now is so dramatic in the presentation of its craziness that it beats the highest degree of insanity portrayed in that winning entry … The Craziest Conspiracy Theory Ever Told , year 2008!

This is not an inside job, it is a jab straight at your face, like a poke on your nose [poke and puke same words different spelling].

This insult of the intelligence of the American public ruins my day. This joke would have been funny if it was not so stupid.

 Not inside job. But this nonsense is inside job.

 Baloney!