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Romney Jubilant After Finishing in Dead Heat with Walking Joke in Sweater Vest

• The Borowitz Report
Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney was overjoyed today after finishing the Iowa caucuses in a virtual tie with a walking joke who wears sweater vests.
 
“The eight people have spoken!” exclaimed Mr. Romney, 

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