So naturally,
the notion’s garnering plaudits from those perverted morons at the
Department of Homeland Security [sic].
UpChuck perennially
pursues publicity; last weekend, that quest had him joining one
of New York’s state senators to exploit three elderly women from
Long Island. Their age and infirmities recently handed the Transportation
Security Administration (TSA) an excuse to strip-search them at JFK International Airport – as if carcinogenic scanners and pedophilic
pawing of little kids aren’t reason enough to abolish this bureaucracy.
But rather
than disband the TSA, our
diabolical duo called a press conference. Yes! There they used
the victims’ sons as props to hype themselves and their sorry "solution"
to the agency’s atrocities: a "passenger advocate" at
every airport, drawn from the TSA’s existing ranks of kleptomaniacs,
voyeurs, and gate-rapists. Looks as if the unions should "contribute"
more heavily to the DNC: here’s an opportunity to add a couple thousand
more goldbrickers nationwide (almost 500 commercial airports serve
the country, and each would "require" at least one "advocate"
per shift), but UpChuck and his sidekick blew it.