Star Wars was pretty obviously a rip off of Samurai movies, right down to the lightsabers and Darth Vader’s outfit. So what better to celebrate George Lucas’ “homage” to Japan than a pair of “Lightsaber Chopsticks”?

For just ¥2,900 ($33) you can pop sushi into your mouth with this most honorable of weapons, and because they are made of plastic instead of beams of dangerous light, your cake-hole should remain safe throughout the meal. Choose between Vader’s (red) Luke’s (blue) and Yoda’s (a kind of yellowish green, apparently) colors. Delicious! The wasabi is strong in this one.

Lightsaber Chopsticks [Geek Stuff 4U]