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Earth-approaching asteroid blinks first

• The Onion
Though initial calculations showed it to be on a direct collision course with Earth, a pansy-ass asteroid approximately the size of Rhode Island altered its trajectory to avoid the planet by more than 40,000 miles, astronomers at the UA reported Mond

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Comment by Don Wills
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It's the Onion! Why do you waste our time, Ernest?