SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: February 18, 2018 Edition

02-16-2018 John Semmens

FBI Whiffs on School Shooting This week, Nikolas Cruz killed 17 and wounded another 13 in an assault on the students and faculty of Marjory Stoneman High School in Parkland, Florida. By law, the school is a designated "gun free zone." This ens

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