SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: December 17, 2017 Edition
John SemmensExempting Anyone from Funding Abortions "Unconstitutional" In an op ed for the left-wing Sacramento Bee, Crystal Strait, president of Planned Parenthood Affiliates of California, blasted the Trump Administration's rollback of an Obama policy m
"Government has the obligation to mandate universal access to our basic rights—either by funding them with tax dollars or compelling employers to fund them." Incontrovertibly true! Now, when are they going to send me my free 1911 and my free printing press?