So we bagged bin Ladin's chauffeur AND his chef early in the invasion.  A military triumph for the Bush Administration.  "What did you do during the war Daddy?"  "I compelled the secret recipe for Osama's Rabbit Stew, son, from his cook" 

Yeah, but the world won't be safe until we beat and drown a confession or two out of his tailor. Crimes against fashion-sense are unacceptable in this post 9-11 world, don't you know. Beating and water-boarding...I never expected the day would come when a legal "slam dunk" would become such literal term.